The Guardian Angels are going to make an attempt at opening two offices here in the Metro area ( a true sign of progress) and are looking for a few fools to come join the ranks. Where else in the metro do you have the chance to wear a red beret and get shot at by some of the metros finest drive by shooters. Do not miss out on the chance at expanding your horizons and studying a new culture. Within weeks you will be able to translate gang graffiti, identify shell casings, communicate through gang signs and speak fluent ebonics.
Interested applicants should apply on Tuesday at 6:30 at the Mount Olive church off of Minnesota in KCK. Please bring your own Kevlar.
