Thursday, November 20, 2008

OMEGA MANS ONLY SUPER POPWER: THE RACE CARD


Kansas City's very own "Myster Men" reject has activated his only super power, the race card. That's right Omega Man has taken time out of his day (which I am sure was REAL hard to do) to attack white people and pat himself on the back. You see it appears that Omega Man's kryptonite appears to be criticism by people that he claims not to even care about.

If he wants to be a real crime fighter why doesn't he join the brave men and women (some who actually happen to be white, shocking, I know) that risk their lives on a daily basis and wear a badge?

What crime has this guy actually fought? I don't remember seeing him taking down street gangs, making drug raids or saving women from domestic abuse? If you want to be Omega man you have to do more than relay information. If you want credit for solving the Precious Doe case then you should take the blame for each and every young person that gets killed in the streets that you claim to protect and claim that no white person would dare travel down.

Look at it this way. If Batman resided over the crime increase that has occurred in KCMO for the past couple of years he wouldn't seek glory, he would retire. Omega Man should follow the same guidlines.

Lets face it buddy you are are more Shoveler than Batman. Why is it that Kansas City can't have a winner at anything? Not only do we have professional sports teams that should be minor leauge teams but we also have a minor leauge wannabe super hero.

1. Our wannabe doesn't drive a fast car, fly or talk to fish, he drives a broke ass scooter.

2. Our wannabe doesn't have a cool signal that is flashed when there is trouble, he has a blog and a phone number.

3. Our wannabe doesn't have a cool villan to fight, he fights white bloggers

4. Our wannabe doesn't have a cool line of comic books, movies and action figures, he has well...

5. Our wannabe doesn't care about the welfare of the city, he cares about if his name was mentioned on TV.

To be honest, I could careless if some nerd wants to drive through the hood on a scooter saying that he is a super hero (it is actually kinda funny)all I ask is that you put on a cape or something. And if said nerd happens to turn up a tip for the police then more power to him (but how hard is it to find crime in the East Side). But calling yourself a crime fighter, COME ON, You are a referral network not a crime fighter. You are more consierge than anything.